When your mom gives you the sex talk again
Mom:Ashley youre getting to a age
Me: Mom knock it off , I dont want to hear this again
Mom: So youre not going to wear a condom
Me: Mom! really?
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Mom: He better wear a condom
Me:Stop it ,I dont want to hear it
Auntie: Ash , youre getting to a age that youre going to be having sex
Me: stop it guys ,
Auntie: Ash , you need to hear this talk because its important
Me: I heard this thousand times
Mom: Ashley do you know what it means to get youre cherry poped?
Me: knock it off and yes i do
Mom:what does it mean?
Me: no im not going to tell you because thats wierd
Mom: come on tell me , i want to know what it means to you
Me:ummm no mom im not going to tell you
Mom: It means when a girl has sex for her first time , her cherry pops and she starts bleeding
Me: Mom ! seriously , I dont want to hear this , you just scarred me
Auntie: Ashley your still a virgin?
Me: Yes im still a virgin
Auntie: Get some Ash! Im just telling you this now , havng se feels amazing and you will get addicted to it UcenterDress what items to wear for tall maids of honor
me:Auntie stop , you just scarred me too
Grandma: Well its going to happen soon
Me: Thanks for scarring me and yeah i know its going to happen soon ,but i dont want to hear this guys .
them: Just be safe , because if youre not your going to get pregnat
me: stop it, i know that
Them: haha
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