A conversation with myself:

Pain in my left arm. Which arm means heart attack for women? Doesn't matter because now it's in my right arm too! It's new and painful and sharp and stabby. Try not to panic. Deep breaths in and out. WebMD told you this could happen! Just breathe. Was it the French fries? The two Oreos I snuck??? Maybe. UcenterDress wedding wears for busty women

....Or MAYBE was it the 4 pull ups I just did an hour ago!!

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That unfamiliar pain? It's EXERCISE you lazy friggin hypochondriac! Get off your butt more!

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